Hello, please I am a single, hardworking, financially stable and God fearing man.
I am looking for a fat, hairy, chubby, nice, well structured and matured Goat to buy for Christmas and new year party...hahahaha
He removed my shirt, I did not say anything! He removed my trouser, I did not say anything!
He removed my bra, I did not say anything! He then removed my pant, and I shouted....'David', is that space not enough for you to dry your cloths? 😉😉😉😲😲...what were you really thinking as everything was removed?
Source disclose that we have 7.8 Billion on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
One billion are married already.
130,000 are in the prison
70,000 are mentally ill
That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the 1 billion:
50% are jobless
3% are gay
5% are Catholic Priests
10% your relatives
35% are above 66years
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.
SOCCER GOAT PRACTICING
This video below will surprise you, a goat is seen warming up and practicing how to do the flying heading which is always difficult for a goal keeper to calculate it.
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