Thursday, December 13, 2018

SOCCER GOAT PRACTICING LOL - Funny Stuff


Hello, please I am a single, hardworking, financially stable and God fearing man.
I am looking for a fat, hairy, chubby, nice, well structured and matured Goat to buy for Christmas and new year party...hahahaha

He removed my shirt, I did not say anything! He removed my trouser, I did not say anything!
He removed my bra, I did not say anything! He then removed my pant, and I shouted....'David', is that space not enough for you to dry your cloths? 😉😉😉😲😲...what were you really thinking as everything was removed?

Source disclose that we have 7.8 Billion on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men      = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

One billion are married already.

130,000 are in the prison
  70,000 are mentally ill

That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the 1 billion:

50% are jobless
3% are gay
5% are Catholic Priests
10% your relatives
35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

SOCCER GOAT PRACTICING 
This video below will surprise you, a goat is seen warming up and practicing how to do the flying heading which is always difficult for a goal keeper to calculate it.












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